no but seriously the “my friend wanted some help with legal work” line in aa4 changed me as a person. i think about edgeworth trying to reach out to freshly disbarred phoenix in a million different ways and it not working, so this bastard pulls a damsel in distress move on the guy who’s only weakness is people who need help and goes “wright:((( there’s this very very tough case:((( innocent people will go to jail if you don’t accept these first class plane tickets for you and your daughter and spend a week with me in this five star european hotel :((( oh i am so lost and confused ughh this legal work is killing me” AND IT WORKS MULTIPLE TIMESSSS
its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in
i love ads for heinz ketchup because they’re like “it’s not summer without heinz” and i’m like uh fuck yeah it’s not??? there’s one hundred and four days of-
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